A Stinky Situation

Things for us are pretty boring sometimes, and we are usually glad for some excitement. Well we got some weird excitement last night. It was quite the event for us, it included comedy, adrenaline, and the cops. So I was making dinner and waiting for Landon to get home when I heard what I thought was knocking on the door. I pulled the curtain aside and there was no one there. I opened the door and peeked out and all I noticed was that Landon put some rocks on the porch to hold down a flower pot base so it wouldn't blow away(so I thought). Well time passed I forgot about the rocks and Landon came home around 7:20 and went to his study group @ 7:30. When he got home he asked me what was on the rocks on the porch. I was confused so we went out to look and there was poop all over the rocks and it was hot outside so it was very stinky! We were grossed out but it was pretty funny that it happened so we laughed a little. Landon went and threw the rocks in the weeds behind our house.
Later that night. 9:45ish Landon forgot something at Sears so he went out to the car and when he touched the handle on the other side... Surprise! more poop. This time smeared on the handle and on the door. It was not so funny this time and we had a suspicion who it was... the only clue being the neighbors have a dog and a few kids under 12 who were sleeping out on the tramp. We were not sure what to do and didn't want anymore damages so I called the police. They sent out a officer who asked questions and checked out the house at about 11:45. He said that they would cruise the street a lot through the night and to call again if it happened again. Well, I think the cop sure scared the little buggers because no poop today so far.